HELLO BABY!
An Instructional Lecture by a First Time, Semi-Competent Father.
Written and performed by Lucas Myers
8 PM
FRIDAY MAY 30
Capitol Theatre
Go to the Capitol Theatre box office or call 352-6363 for tickets
HAS PREVIOUSLY SOLD OUT!! BOOK TICKETS NOW!!
What happens when a self-involved man-child becomes a new father? Is your life as you know it really over? Can you function reliably on two hours sleep? Is it really possible to become so obsessed with bowel movements and nipples that you make up special little nicknames for them? Like "Jerome"? All the things you were afraid to ask in prenatal class! Special Guests!
Featuring new tunes Rebel Dad, Nobody Warned Me Bout the Drool, and Yes Honey I’d Be More Than Happy To Get More Diapers And Make Dinner And Hand Wash All These Cloth Diapers As Soon As I Finish Giving You A Back Rub And Vacuuming The Floor Again Because You Are Hyper Paranoid About Germs, Really I Would. No, I'm Not Just Saying That Because I Think Its What You Want to Hear, I Think I Can Do it, I Can Do It, I Am Doing It Right Now, See?
WARNING: For anyone who is going to be a Dad, is a Dad, has a Dad or knows a Dad ONLY.
An Instructional Lecture by a First Time, Semi-Competent Father.
Written and performed by Lucas Myers
8 PM
FRIDAY MAY 30
Capitol Theatre
Go to the Capitol Theatre box office or call 352-6363 for tickets
HAS PREVIOUSLY SOLD OUT!! BOOK TICKETS NOW!!
What happens when a self-involved man-child becomes a new father? Is your life as you know it really over? Can you function reliably on two hours sleep? Is it really possible to become so obsessed with bowel movements and nipples that you make up special little nicknames for them? Like "Jerome"? All the things you were afraid to ask in prenatal class! Special Guests!
Featuring new tunes Rebel Dad, Nobody Warned Me Bout the Drool, and Yes Honey I’d Be More Than Happy To Get More Diapers And Make Dinner And Hand Wash All These Cloth Diapers As Soon As I Finish Giving You A Back Rub And Vacuuming The Floor Again Because You Are Hyper Paranoid About Germs, Really I Would. No, I'm Not Just Saying That Because I Think Its What You Want to Hear, I Think I Can Do it, I Can Do It, I Am Doing It Right Now, See?
WARNING: For anyone who is going to be a Dad, is a Dad, has a Dad or knows a Dad ONLY.
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